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Patented Cures From Dr Smith

Dr. Herbert O. Smith, licensed M.D. (marketing doctor), has developed many patented formulas for curing nearly every marketing communications ailment. His reputation is well-established throughout Minnesota for his Patented medications, including Salves, Elixirs, Liniments and Tinctures. These medications are developed with his long-time friend and colleague Mr. Jens Swenson.

For Dr. Smith's patients' convenience, we will soon offer one of his most well-received formulas online,
Dr. Smith's Miracle Pills. Here are just a few patient testimonials:

 "Dr. Smith's Miracle Pills are quite potent and
 amazingly effective. Without them, the tele-
 phone would certainly not have been so
 well-received by the American public."

Alexander Graham Bell
holder of U.S. patent for the telephone, 1876

 "If not for Dr. Herbert Smith and his wonderful
 Miracle Pills, people would be washing dishes
 by hand to this day. My sincerest gratitude
 to you, Dr. Smith."

Josephine Cochrane
inventor of the dishwasher, 1886

 "On Dr. Smith's advice, I took one Miracle
 Pill per day for two weeks. This regimen
 directly resulted in sales of plumbing systems
 to both King Edward and King George the
 fifth. I only wish I would have taken them
 earlier in my career, so I could truly have
 invented the flush toilet rather than simply
 having the invention erroneously attributed
 to me."

Thomas Crapper
plumbing system proprietor and
non-inventor of the flush toilet

 'Thank you so much for your remarkable Miracle
 Pills, Dr. Smith. I'm not as yet certain what
 effect they may have, but after two weeks, I
 must say, I certainly feel at my best. In fact,
 of late I have been thinking I will try my hand
 as an inventor. Should I have any success,
 I will advise you at once. Again, please accept
 my heartfelt thanks."
 

Thomas Edison
Western Union employee, 1866