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Dr. Herbert O. Smith, licensed M.D. (marketing doctor), has developed many patented formulas for curing nearly every marketing communications ailment. His reputation is well-established throughout Minnesota for his Patented medications, including Salves, Elixirs, Liniments and Tinctures. These medications are developed with his long-time friend and colleague Mr. Jens Swenson. For Dr. Smith's patients' convenience, we will soon offer one of his most well-received formulas online, Dr. Smith's Miracle Pills. Here are just a few patient testimonials: "Dr. Smith's Miracle Pills are quite potent and amazingly effective. Without them, the tele- phone would certainly not have been so well-received by the American public." Alexander Graham Bell holder of U.S. patent for the telephone, 1876 | "If not for Dr. Herbert Smith and his wonderful Miracle Pills, people would be washing dishes by hand to this day. My sincerest gratitude to you, Dr. Smith." Josephine Cochrane inventor of the dishwasher, 1886 | "On Dr. Smith's advice, I took one Miracle Pill per day for two weeks. This regimen directly resulted in sales of plumbing systems to both King Edward and King George the fifth. I only wish I would have taken them earlier in my career, so I could truly have invented the flush toilet rather than simply having the invention erroneously attributed to me." Thomas Crapper plumbing system proprietor and non-inventor of the flush toilet | 'Thank you so much for your remarkable Miracle Pills, Dr. Smith. I'm not as yet certain what effect they may have, but after two weeks, I must say, I certainly feel at my best. In fact, of late I have been thinking I will try my hand as an inventor. Should I have any success, I will advise you at once. Again, please accept my heartfelt thanks." Thomas Edison Western Union employee, 1866
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